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Kvetching in Style: I am the renegade raconteur but I'm not on the airwaves/ I can barely make it up the stairways/ I don't even seem to be part of a pair most days/ I just can't stand my own little "oy veys". (Published December 27, 2008) Eve: I admired her from afar/ Right down to the little shining star/ Billions of Eves with tricks up their sleeves/ And is one Eve right for the Adam in me?/ Does this eve stand behind a red portal/ Or a pink pagoda?/ Does her little man in the boat resemble Yoda?/ Will she flow like a river or dance like a wave on the ocean/ Will she love me forever?/ Or is that a quaint notion? (Appeared December 28, 2008). Ride: The lady who's driving should know what's in store/ Between six and eight cylinders to make her engine roar/ If she shifts the gears right/ She can drive it all night/ This racer is sure/ That her motor will purr. Query: Is your narcissistic personality in order? (Published December 29, 2008).