I caught a glimpse of heaven but I'm never getting in// I've always been a loser and I'm never going to win

Ides of July

She gave away her treasure to a sailor drifting by// She gave it with all her heart on the Ides of July// She gave it in the blinking, in the blinking, of an eye// Then she gave it with great pleasure to a salesman on a horse who was simply riding by// She did it this second time without even a hint of remorse// She loved this drummer so much that he took her as his wife// But then he caught her with the gardner and tried to stab her with a knife// After this, he could not remain with her and sued her for divorce// That she contested bitterly and eventually won of course// For she visited judge's chambers many times during the trial// And then the judge would gaze at her with his adoring smile

I'm a low tech man in a high tech world// Looking for my 1980 kinda girl

Our Great Leader

If fading old Joe does not befoul his britches, his handlers reward him with a gold star sticker. When he soils himself and wipes on his body man, Joe weeps because his newly gained decoration is taken away. But give hime his ice cream and he brightens up again. Are you ready to follow the edicts of this "genius"?

Most every man wants to meet "that sort of girl"// They may not admit that is who they want// They don't want to marry "that sort of girl"//But they want to be with "that sort of girl"