Statement of Admiration

I never knew one person could do so much damage so fast.

You Saying Bye?

Are you eager to discover the difference between a little rest and endless slumber?

No Different Now

When I was sixteen, I saw you and said"wow"/ I am forty-five, but no different now/ When I was twenty, I said "I want you and how"/ Now, I'm forty-five and no different now

Relax- Just Kidding

"I chose life and have regretted ever since." Mom's annual birthday greeting brings me down.

Flush

When the Tish has a plan/ When the fish tries to stand/ Did the dish have a fan?

Just Pondering Someone

A hasty tongue and a slow wit generally mark a real piece of ...

Lies Live Long But Truth Stands Strong

Issues are resolved/ Problems are solved/ Only when you have courage to confront them/ Lies live on while good men die/ So long as none refute them/ Honor bought is sold too cheap/ And misery is what liars reap/ Sellers of fables and tellers of tales/ Persist so long as they're able/ Time to turn the table and give them their well-earned label

A Certain Poetry

Svetlana, you make me sweat when I see your lovely Volga/ Svetlana, I am your pet and just beg for the chance to swim in your Volga/ I can never contain your might Russia/ I can not hold you down/ Maiden of Russia

Joy of Kiss

In the fulsome confinement of sweet embrace/ I see the pleasure written on your face/ Looking up with busied tongue/ I only want to taste your ...

Freedom From Want?

Pulled off your tenterhooks/ Made my daring escape/ From that blinding foolish escapade/ Not gonna love again/ Not gonna lose again/ Forget my fatal friend/ Frenzied kisses and tight unrelenting embrace/ I never want to see your face/ Over my head, not gonna suffer that drowning sensation again/ I won't go down but run away/ Nothing that I learned in books/ Tired of your little looks/ You had a grip on me/ Until I sensed the need to flee/ Now just let me be/ Is being without love truly being free?/ I wanted you so/ You had to know/ But you pushed me away/ Now it is you who can not stay/ Go from this place/ I do not want to see your face/ At first you were protected/ Now your love is rejected

Cordite and Flint

Oh the many ways, clever ways, man has conceived for so many generations to destroy his fellow man/ From rock or club to gun and knife/ What the domestic abuser visits upon his terrified wife/ Kill and bury or burn to a crisp with incendiary/ Chemical or biological warfare not enough, here's an A-bomb to do the stuff/ If half the energy used to develop murder machines was spent on gentler things/ We'd all be living in Utopia now/ All that creativity spent on arrows, cordite, and flint

Battle of Passchendaele

Brave young lads who were loved so well/ Sent to bleed in a living hell/ Over the top and there they fell/ Writing a last letter to Jane or Nell/ With a shot of Pusser's their fears to quell/ Some did live to tell the tail/ But thereafter their nights did not go well/ Hearing their torn comrade's final yell/ Over and over, clear as a bell/ Those who found themselves at Passchendaele.

Music Manager Song

I'd promulgate you/ But never date you/ Because I hate you/ But wanna make money on your back/ I hope you sell your track

My Magic Pill

When I am near you, I feel like I'm eighteen again/ When I'm with you my troubles melt away/ When I'm with you, I get younger every day/ You fill the bill/ You are my magic pill/ Without you I'd be sick/ One kiss from you always does the trick/ Knowing you are here to stay/ Always just makes my day

Dear Washington Masters

Guttersnipe and sewer rat/ Bedecked in politician cap/ You are full of the type of garlands and roses that leave us holding our noses

Tarnished Knight

The way things should not be/ I was never there for you while you were always there for me/ I was the perfect pain/ Pouring your love down the drain/ You were an open book but I refused to look/ You used to listen to the lies I'd weave but you were too patient/ You would never leave/ I would cut you down all over town/ But your tolerance never did drown/ In fear or hate/ You did not realize until it was too late/ I did not depart or stop to wave/ But put you in an early grave/ You only saw good in me and did not have the sense to flee

Empty-headed Jester

I was wondering why Electra didn't pay her power bill/ And I guess I always will/ I was searching for where Oedipus wrecked/ No one would tell me-/ I guess it would not be politically correct/ But looking at it in retrospect/ Maybe I was too direct

Sea of Doubt

I am a guppy in the ocean of madness/ I am a tiny helpless fish devoured by sadness/ In this sea of doubt/ I can not find my way out/ I am taken by forces I can not control/ I am a drifting particle with a broken soul/ I am engulfed by this storm of life/ Captured by a world of strife/ I am the prisoner on this primrose path/ Without an ounce of love but with an abundance of wrath

You Ain't All Dat

If you were giving it away, I would not want to have you,/ So, how's that grab you!