Shirking Responsibility Everywhere

The worst sin one can commit is assuming someone else will do it.

Iran's Space Monkey

Iran just announced that it will send a monkey into space. Let us hope hairy little Ahmadinejad has plenty of bananas while he's up there.

The New Democrats

This generation of Leftist louts might commend Anthony Weiner for a new form of voter outreach.

Circumcised Not Circumspect

An apt description of Anthony Weiner.

Just Can't Miss

I would be remiss if I do not kiss your cares away/ It would be bliss if I could kiss your cares away

Up to It

Pornography is fundamentally destructive to the human soul. Intoxicants are injurious and addictive. The greatest tragedy of all is unrealized potential and God's gift to the human race is infinite potential. We were made for better things.

Nights Are Free

My nights are free although I wish they would not be/ You can be with me; you need not wait and see/ Every evening you need not stay alone, there really can be a "we"